a) Toilet paper stuck to your shoe on a big date. b) A run in your stockings right before an important job interview. c) You’re around the water cooler with colleagues, quietly quipping about your boss’s bow tie – then Orville Redinbacher himself walks in. d) You’re at your own birthday party and a beautiful woman in an exotic couture costume comes out and performs an engaging and authentic Middle Eastern dance show, getting the guests up to dance.
One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong…
My PSA of the day? Life is full of embarrassing situations. Belly dancers shouldn’t be one of them.
Call me a belly dance elitist, but …