Snuggies and ShamWows and PedEgg’s, oh my! It seems like every time you turn on the tube, somebody’s pitching a new fix to your least pressing problems. After all, who doesn’t need a blanket with sleeves that doubles as a Jedi garment?
Just for fun, I thought I’d gather some of the most classic infomercial slogans and apply them to the business of belly dance.
I know what you’re thinking. Carrara has truly gone off the deep end this time. Where could she possibly be going with this? And why, pray tell, is she implying that my competition is just a mere blanket with sleeves?
The point of this exercise is to re-examine our advertising messages in a changing marketplace. …
While making the rounds on Bhuz this morning, somebody posted a great question about spinning: “How do I work up speed and stamina for dervish-style whirling with double veils without reaching for the Dramamine?”